Warning, Not fit for human consumption.

To those of you who stumbled here for some odd reason I feel at least some introduction is in order, as this is my first Blog.
I am the Rational Mad Man, both a bastion of sanity in an insane world, and a spot of bright madness in an all too rational world. If you're wondering how I could be both then you probably have far too much time on your hands. Suffice it to say I am an inherently contradictory man who is in conflict with himself and the world at all times. The bottom line is that I have created this blog because I am full of unbearably wise observations with no platform through which to disseminate my profundity. I am also of course completely full of crap. You have been duly warned.