I haven't been posting for a while. Between my recent move halfway around the world and my utter contempt for the US political scene as it now stands; I just haven't had the desire to. But all things must come to an end and my self imposed Internet exile is no different. Having taken some time out for myself I now once again feel the need to share my twisted perspective with anyone adventurous or foolish enough to subject themselves to such depraved musings.
As predicted Obama has moved full steam ahead with his economy destroying and freedom repressing agenda, dragging America closer to socialism than any president since FDR while an adoring and slavering press corp reports on his efforts with all the objectivity and professionalism of a schoolgirl experiencing her first crush. Between his schizophrenic approach to the US car industry, his Chicago style governance and his desire to ensure all Americans enjoy the "benefits" of euro style health care Mr Obama seems hellbent on destroying the USA as fast as he can. Of course, anyone with both eyes and a brain could have predicted that he would do so based on his history and track record but that would have required the entitled masses to actually think for once which is apparently a bridge to far for most of the fattened lambs Americans have become. In any event I no longer care, having moved my assets, family and myself as far out of reach of the grasping and greedy hands of the leeches in Washington as possible while actually staying within the atmosphere of planet earth.
However hope does remain, it would appear that even the complacent and ignorant masses that make up the US electorate are finally awakening to the wholesale changes being wrought in the US if the massive attendance at the various tea-parties are anything to go by. Of courses knowing the attention span of the average American wage slave I suspect that this trend will fizzle out within a few months once the new season of American Idol returns to bludgeon their liquefying brains back into their typical media induced stupor. I hope to hell I'm wrong but I seriously doubt it.
In other news I now find myself ensconced within a population of the most stupefyingly retarded and effeminate people I have ever met, in a a nation that is without a doubt one of the most geographically gifted on all of gods green earth. I am referring of course to the people and nation of Indonesia. I'm told that Barry O spent much of his youth here, which would explain his penchant for acting as if everyone else is an idiot. In this country everyone is in fact a moron of epic proportions. In all my travels I have never encountered a population so thoroughly and completely without any discernible mental capacity. But you know what they say, in the valley of the brainless even a slightly intelligent man can be king.
I don't know if its something in the water or a simply a racial thing but the males in Indonesia are nearly indistinguishable from the women. The lack of testosterone within the population is simply appalling and when coupled with these people complete lack of anything approaching even a dogs intelligence getting used to living here is quite a trick. On the upside the women here are so starved for the attentions of a real man that a throwback to our hunter-gatherer ancestors such as myself is like a living god in the eyes of the masculinity starved women here. Naturally the constant looks from the feminine population annoys my wife to no end but the benefit is that she feels the need to be even more attentive to my needs than normal, which I quite enjoy. In any case the culture shock of living here took a while to get over but now that I'm settled in I'm beginning to enjoy living here.
In any case I will be regularly posting my thoughts once again and I look forward to the predictable onslaught of venomous ire from the feminists, racialists, and other assorted left wing nut bags that my blog so regularly provokes.
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4 comments:
LOL @ Tea Party FAIL
Hey madman, Earl here, its been a while. As you're the only DID affected person Ive ever `met' I was just wondering if you'd watched the show `united states of tara' and what you thought of it (in terms of quality and accuracy or lack thereof) if so?
You fucking suck. Thank Jesus you have stopped posting. I read through your blog and puked several times.
" the males in Indonesia are nearly indistinguishable from the women."
So you fit right in, then.
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