Its Official, Fabio is More of a Man than George Clooney.

Yep. Fabio, the euro-trash thor wanna-be whose graced the cover of damn near every Romance book published in the last 133 million years is more of a man than George Clooney. Apparently bi-curious george doesnt like his picture being taken, and thinking the women at fabio's table were taking pictures of him (talk about arrogance, does he just assume every picture around him is taking his picture?) he decided to Flip em the bird, insult them, and generally be an all around asshole. Fabio took offense and decided to defend the ladies honor (OK so he may be pretty-boy euro-trash, but at least he's Manly pretty boy eruro-trash) at which point Georgie-porgie, as the old rhyme predicted, ran away.

Aint it sad that the only Man in hollywood who acts like a Man aint even American?